dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

(via palmist)

ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jamejarrs:

Finding Dory

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The Incredibles 2

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Cars 3

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(via nice-wig-janis)

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via relahvant)

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via fake-mermaid)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via cumfort)

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(Source: jagroar, via stabs)