roryomalley:

i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

(via nice-wig-janis)

whackintosh:

real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day

(via cumsock)

analish:

tumblr literally makes me want to rewatch every old drake and josh episode ever

(via palmist)

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

image

(via heart)

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

(via seedy)

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels, via bastille)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

(Source: feat, via infamousgod)

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

(via stabs)

slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

(Source: slapping, via d0nn0)

ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu, via palmist)

5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

(via nice-wig-janis)