chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via heart)

missrobichaux:

me when i come across receipts of my fave being problematic

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(via hunnty)

bobbyfischers-kingsidebishop:

aaaaa42:

*traps everyone who has a crush on me in a colosseum and makes them fight to the death for my love*

Deathmatches dont work without contestants

(via ryanrosenblum)

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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(Source: heatcrashemboar, via heart)

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

(via bastille)

anewweapon:

My standards for boys:

  • tall
  • dark hair
  • stubble
  • cute smile
  • love horseback riding
  • unusually long life span
  • speak elvish
  • secretly be the heir to the throne of Gondor
  • Aragorn
  • be Aragorn

(Source: kaiju-brain, via seedy)