somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: lesbiancommunist, via nice-wig-janis)

vibhrancy:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(via fake-mermaid)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via generalbooty)

  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

guy:

come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING

*passes u and comes first place in mario kart*

(via doughnot)

diggly:

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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perfect

(via doughnot)

bluecartography:

we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with

(Source: frecklesshake, via seedy)

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

(Source: faypunk, via dw)