breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via bastille)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via seedy)

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

(Source: queerspectres, via cuwa)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

whats your opinion on sandals?

Why am i getting hate for opinions on sandals

The good thing about tumblr is that none of my followers know me. I can literally tell you all that I’m about to commit suicide and none of you would actually care.